Joan Van Ark's Face

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Joan Van Ark's Face
Joan Van Ark's Face
Joan Van Ark's Face

Van Ark emerged at a Hollywood event at the weekend wearing a mask of makeup, but even that couldn't hide her blotchy skin and shocking appearance. Although she was sporting painted-on eyebrows, there was no trace of lipstick on her pale, puffed-up lips &mdash adding to her zombie-like look. With photos from as recent as 2006 showing a far more fresh-faced Van Ark, it can be assumed she has gone under the knife several times in the last year. Van Ark became famous in the 80s starring in the hit soap Knots Landing, a spin-off from Dallas, which she also appeared on as a guest actress. Ironically, Van Ark recently filmed a guest appearance on plastic surgery based drama Nip/Tuck. An insider tells the Daily Mail that Van Ark required hours of hair and makeup preparation for the shoot, and the only food she consumed the entire day was a banana. On the set of the show, it also reportedly took four hours to set the lighting up to her satisfaction.

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One word to describe that picture:  Creepy.  She has to live with what she did to herself every morning when she wakes up.  Is she satisfied now?  I pity anyone insecure enough that they feel plastic surgery is their only answer.  Obviously there are deeper underlying issues going on there.  What a pity.Frown

I think anyone wishing to have plastic surgery should do their research. Pay the extra money to have it done by a reputable surgeon. What a shame that she looks disfigured. The ladies out there who wants to have plastic surgery, do your homework, make sure you get references.

It's a shame Joan has developed a compulsion for plastic surgery.  She looked quite natural in photographs until just recently.  Anyone who goes under the knife as often as Joan has done has some serious issues.  Her face looks like something that belongs in a circus sideshow act.  How hideous and shameful.  The unforgiving price of vanity, I suppose.

It's not just the terrible plastic surgery....her makeup artist should be shot!  Those eyebrows are more than three shades darker than they should be.  She should ease up on the hair bleach too.  She used to be such a beauty.  I'm sure she would have aged gracefully if she'd have just given it a chance.

She looks like Dana Carvey tried to turn himself into a woman, without much success.....

i think that she should sue the surgeon for the job that he did to her.  She looks better before the surgery.

she's scary. just plain scary. she should sue her surgeon and use the money to do house renovation. at least her house is attractive...

I was in New York for this segment of the Today Show.  As I watched this interview with the women of Knot's Landing, I was horrified at Joan Van Arc's looks.  The woman standing next to me gasped at the same time I did when we saw her.  The words that escaped from our lips were "creepy", "tragic" and "freaky!" People...beware!  This is a warning to all!  I would much rather age naturally than subject myself to someone's knife skills and come out looking like a freak of nature! Look what Joan Van Arc did to herself as she sought the vain fountain of youth.  Scary...very, very scary! Cry

This is entirely the fault of PATRIARCHY of which the ultra right wing Dalymail is one of the leading forces. Women in acting are victims of the male conspiracy to suppress and ultimately perhaps even anihalate women, reducing us to plasticised robotic freaks by order of unrealistic demands shouted out by the magazine's. And by the look of the plastic seargeant herself, exagerrated lips and massive, unrealistic bosoms, your "news"paper (as you fascist idiots would no doubt call it) will not relent in its mission to humiliate the female gender. You create situations like this and then laugh at it. Shame on all of you.

Feminista, you're not very happy are you? I'd investigate your childhood before you cast your gaze over the 'patriarchy'. And please learn to spell...

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