Poor Heidi Montag.
She's has had to deal with undergoing ten plastic surgeries in one day, she's mourning the untimely death of her plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, she's is in the middle of a divorce from Spencer Pratt and has had to contend with revelations of several sex tapes.

Could things get any worse for the reality TV star? Apparently, yes. Heidi now says she's regretting all that plastic surgery and is terrified her nose will fall off and that she's also incredibly restricted by her size G breasts.
Naturally, the best way to deal with these self-inflicted surgical woes is to head off to a secluded beach resort in Costa Rica and drown your sorrows in warm ocean waters while wearing a hot pink bikini.

Of course, Heidi made sure to take appropriate precautions when it came to her precious nose. The large plaster will hopefully help her nose stay in place in the event she's knocked over by a wave.

'It's heartbreaking,' Heidi said in an interview with Heat magazine. 'I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them.
'If they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll.'

The 23-year-old also told Life & Style magazine: 'I don't want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson!' She added she's had her nose tape on '24 hours a day since November [2009]' when Dr Ryan performed the surgery.
'The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr Ryan sculpted it,' she explained.