Many bodybuilders, such as myself, have developed lantern-like faces and jawlines because of all the chemical enhancements we must ingest in order to stay competitive. Carrot Top has undergone plastic surgery in order to lessen the gross deformity of his face caused as a result of steroid dosage. His surgery has gone horribly wonky, and he looks worse for it. I have been unable to contact Carrot for the past two weeks. If he reads this forum, tell him that his shipment of Androzanol and Ibuprofinurol have come in.