Joan Van Ark's Face

Joan Van Ark's Face
Joan Van Ark's Face
Joan Van Ark's Face

Van Ark emerged at a Hollywood event at the weekend wearing a mask of makeup, but even that couldn't hide her blotchy skin and shocking appearance. Although she was sporting painted-on eyebrows, there was no trace of lipstick on her pale, puffed-up lips &mdash adding to her zombie-like look. With photos from as recent as 2006 showing a far more fresh-faced Van Ark, it can be assumed she has gone under the knife several times in the last year. Van Ark became famous in the 80s starring in the hit soap Knots Landing, a spin-off from Dallas, which she also appeared on as a guest actress. Ironically, Van Ark recently filmed a guest appearance on plastic surgery based drama Nip/Tuck. An insider tells the Daily Mail that Van Ark required hours of hair and makeup preparation for the shoot, and the only food she consumed the entire day was a banana. On the set of the show, it also reportedly took four hours to set the lighting up to her satisfaction.

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The *Ark* of the new covenant.....Ugly prevails all.

Let's face facts here: The awful plastic surgery with Ms. Van Ark started years ago with the botched-up nose job.

She kinda looks like a transvestite man. D:
Truly a horrendous thing she did to herself. I mean, technically it's the surgeon sho DID it, but it's her fault for wanting to mess around with her already beautiful face. :/

I always thought Joan Van Ark was an extraordinaringly beautiful woman.....The kind that could inspire endless wet dreams. She was the kind of lady any man could only dream of marrying. To be the object of her attention is nearly unfathonable...

Why she ever even considered plastic surgery, is beyond me. She was simply stunning. What did she feel the need to "fix"? Maybe she saw something the rest of us missed?

This driven urge to change their faces, seems to be an obsession by the rich and famous.

They would do better to just leave their surplus wealth in the bank, rather than risk bad surgery. Somthing they can never reverse.

I will always be a Joan fan.....She's a remarkable lady...despite the bad surgery.

Man, she looks like Rod Stewart! An ugly Rod Stewart!

I dont know much about her, but i hoped she sued the plastic surgeons for that messed up face...

This is the stuff that nightmares are made from. You comical freak! WHY would you go out looking like that? Clearly, many in Hollywood are crazed and delusional. Was she thinking no one would notice? How hilarious... when your desire to be seen outweighs the more primitive (and stronger desire) ... avoidance of extreme embarrassment.

Another stereotypical alien-faced, delusional, out-of-touch, psycho fool. Hard to feel bad at all.

What a [filtered word]in Freak of Nature..need to say more??? Don't think so!!!

YIKES!! That's really pitiful what was done to her! And she was such a doll in her day.

OMG, what did they do to this woman! Criminal!

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